Mario Lopez is the poor mans Ryan Seacrest
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
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The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
Apparently he always goes for the wrong girl so it should be easy for me to nail him.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
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You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
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