Mom and Dad are dead. Trust fund
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
dude so we were eating nacho cheese popcorn and chasing it with cole slaw
by the way nacho cheese popcorn is me making popcorn and then adding milk butter and mac n cheese mix
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
that beer fried lasagna last night was sooo good
that wasnt beer fried lasagna, you just poured beer on my lasagna
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Omg! I'm gonna have a heat stroke. I'm going to collect my sweat and drink it for a buzz and hydration purposes
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I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
i have paint on my face i'm missing my earrings, there's a bag of rice in my room, and i have a purse full of monopoly pieces
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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