Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
i was just texting to let you know that my facebook chat is working again so you can talk to me more. please talk to me more.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
pooping with feet up on an ottoman about level with the toilet is nice
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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