he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
May have finally hit rock bottom...bouncer from the strip club informed me I wore the same shirt last night
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
Go have fun. I'm gonna go shower off the regret.
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