Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
I cant help but queef when the male extremity enters
What is a male extremity?
i didnt realize it was that long since you've had sex
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
That moment that random you banged behind the bar is going to be your son's third grade teacher... yup I'm there.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
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