you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
I was doing drugs in the men's room so my employee went in to the woman's for the same reason but left proof and got caught. Had to fire him cuz I bogarted his dope spot. Awesome.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
So, in keeping with the last two years, are we going to watch the new Hobbit movie on acid again? It's kinda starting to feel like a Christmas tradition.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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