Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
You chased a rabbit then knocked on a police car and asked the cop "if he saw where that little bastard went."
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
Randomize
