I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
There's a level of bonding between people at the liquor store at 10:30 in the morning that's unrivaled
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This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
For the sake of being nice I congratulated her and she replied with something along the lines of that I need to stay away from him and not touch him ever. I really wanted to be like "been there, done that" but my New Years resolution was to not start any cat fight over boys with small dicks before noon
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That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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