i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
It's like you don't even want to get drunk with me everyday, anymore.
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I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
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the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
This is worse than naked and afraid. This is drunk and confused.
She took all the bottles out of the shower caddy and replaced them with booze. I just made a shower Manhatten. Imma marry this one.
I came home braless and wearing a tail....
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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