walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I just found like 5 packs of sparklers. If someone doesn't get set on fire tonight I am retiring from party hosting.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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