i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
i feel sorry for the hotel staff that makes the bed after we have sex
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Want to come over and rub aloe on my tits?
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
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