I thought I was riding a bike, but I guess it was a vacuum cleaner
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
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