ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
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says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
How would u feel about transportimg a penis shaped ice luge to nashville?
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
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I do remember telling her that I was about to pass out soon and then hiding my pants under my bed so she couldn't take my wallet even drunk I'm thinking ahead
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Great news. I WILL BE FUCKING IN A BOUNCY HOUSE TOMORROW.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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