And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
Just found out I reached my $2500 deductible and I have a $5 million dollar cap on my health insurance. Let's get drunk and do something recklessly stupid tonight.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
These tits shall not be calmed
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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