I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Just got high and apologized to my vagina for getting chlamydia
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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