The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Cops showed up at 4 am to address a noise complaint and she called them pussies for not doing shots with us.
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
Just suggested things for my dad to get my mom for Christmas in terms of "yeah you'll get laid."
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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