I feel like I'm in dance class right now
everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
My grandma put hard boiled eggs on her lasagna. I'm not high enough for this.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Kind of like the new iOS 10 because I can send sexts with fireworks or confetti. Really gets the point across
Honestly, if you don't have a lawsuit pending against you by this time tomorrow, I'll be impressed.
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
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