After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
her teeth looked like a whores toenails, i was too horrified to
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
Her husband keeps getting drunk and making out with me. Good news is I found the strep carrier. Bad news is have strep again.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
Sorry I steam cleaned at 1:30 in the morning and that i'm such a drunk dumb child. On the bright side, my carpet has ever looked better.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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