office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i had a dream that your penis turned into a long neck dinosaur
did it start talking like on Land before time?
hey you didnt make it to our afterparty what happened?
Ran around with a boom box broke a trampoline float, had a girl lick my ear the usual
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Who the fuck was that guy he kept pulling his dick out walking up to people trying to hand it to people and saying go ahead open the door like it was a door knob
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I told him to send me a dick snap for my birthday. To personalize it, he drew a candle coming out of the tip of it so I could blow it out.
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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