i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Hangovers were designed by God when he decided that so far he had taken it WAY TOO EASY on me.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I made out with him in the club and he endorsed me on Linkedin. My networking skills are off the charts.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
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