I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
I know you just got dumped by your gf but believe there is still good in the world. I just smoked a joint and took a fucking unbelievable poop. Give me a call tomorrow.
Bourbon is too strong for my cat, he does not want to drink it
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
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