And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Also I think I drunkenly signed up to be an uber driver or something because they keep emailing me to fill out a background check
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
Randomize
