She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
idk what to be more embarrassed/confused about, that i lost my underwear or that i woke up covered in fried rice
I think we might need a safe word for this...
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