Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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