Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
I saw a kitty kat get finger blasted on the couch by a Bulls player
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
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