question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
I'm slowing backing away from her. I tried breaking up with her and it felt like I was clubbing baby seals.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
The ratio of last drink to last smoke is so tricky. This could go on until the booze is gone
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
She's going to be the first to die of too much illness. Not even super bad stuff like cancer but like for having a cold at the same time as a sore throat and chlamydia or something. Just too much diseases.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
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