Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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