I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
I'm sorry I didn't make it out, I got distracted by sparkley boobies.
The family from the blindsided came and talked to us last night. The dad owns 68 taco bells. You would have been so inspired
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
i'm not sure you can trust me in a car with 20 dozen donuts
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