She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
After this weekend, it looks come this holiday season I'll be walking in a winter abortionland.
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She's currently upstairs fucking her boyfriend while I am downstairs making them a sex playlist watching her boyfriend's Weiner dog and large Boxer try and mount each other. Marvin Gaye is playing. This is the ultimate third wheel fail.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
I've just informed her that you've voted her Chief-Adult-In-Charge-Of-Shit and that she will take the oath of office on Fri Dec 14th at 8 pm with her hand on a bottle of Jager.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
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I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
well I didn't shave for the hot dilf I banged last week so I'm sure as hell not shaving for you. Sry
Legit sprained my cooter. No joke. Icing her down as we speak.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
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