I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
There is someone out there for you right now. And we will find her. Or him. Her. Her, we'll start with tits.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Your ex roommate is making out w the kid who pees on floors and it's kinda funny
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
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