What started out as a threesome has become me sitting here watching them have sex... Can I get a ride home?
Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I was throwing up in the shower. He was throwing up on me. It was a cute couple moment for us.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
im on a boat
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