do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
dont like to call her my roomate, too cordial. i refer to her as the whore that was assigned to live with me
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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