Dual....:-)
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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