have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
im not an educated person. i just do things. and it works out in my favor
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
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she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
On my way home I saw a car that had "MOVE OVER PLZ" emblazoned across the windshield backwards, so people could see it in their rearview mirror
If I ever drive for Lyft or Uber I'm definitely gonna do that
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