Have you ever seen a 300 pound pregnant lady's boob fall out of her shirt cuz she's not wearing a bra? I have.
I am SOOO high
tell me about your high
HUGE THUMBTACKS
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
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Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
He broke into my apartment to check his Facebook again, the beer is all gone, and there's a new high score on pac man.
You were in subway at 3am showing everyone your tan lines
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
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My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
I just made some sangria and taking a roadie on my stroller walk around the hood! Parenting at its finest
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
I almost accidentally threw him out a window during sex last night.
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize