ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I just typed 14 shots of Smirnoff into my calorie count toolbar. Then typed pole dancing 1.5hrs into the calorie burner search. Should break even.
Chasing 100 proof soco w water from the tap at 4 pm, it's gonna one of those kinda Thursdays...
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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