I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
He had one of those small greek statue penises
I just opened a bunch of old flavored condoms just to see what they tasted like.
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
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no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
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Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
please god let this picture I just uploaded not have my vagina in it
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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