Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
So... crashing at the hot bartender's place is not a solid marital decision.
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
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