He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
It wasn't until that morning that I realized I wasn't actually dreaming, finding myself in the bathtub with someone laying on me
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
He was pretty handsy. Told me I tasted like smoke. Good think he tasted that and not the stomach acid I just puked not ten minutes before.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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