I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
Watching videos from last night and u go "I should be the president, I can get whatever I want w my tits"
New rule: I am no longer allowed to speak
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
For future reference: When the bouncer is approaching you to remove you from his bar, you don't respond by taking off your pants.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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