well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
just did a beer bong in the shower while i was taking an actual shower its officially football time
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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