We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
You're boyfriend is farting in his sleep. The last one sounded like a threat.
Even my Mr Clean Magic Eraser can't make last night disappear.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
Worst case: you're extra horny, have no control of your mouth or actions, and maybe murder someone. Child's play.
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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