the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
She told me she was going to ride me so hard i would cum the ghosts of my ancestors...its gonna be a good time
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Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
Getting stoned and sitting front row in a legal class.. Not my best idea
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Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
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