Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
it is entirely possible that the police will be knocking on the door in 25 minutes
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Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
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Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
My ass is underappreciated
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
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