I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
Your mom has a birthmark right next to her nipple
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
After the concert, I paid a cab to drive me around the city so I could shout "dc highfive!" at everyone who passed for an hour and a half.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
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