the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
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Literally just had a girl put her street name into my phone. Yeah.
what better way to celebrate the birth of jesus christ than to get embarrassingly intoxicated and make poor decisions!?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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