Is it normal to miss your booty call?
I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Semen is not good for contacts.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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