Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
Found my smoke alarm in a ziploc in my toilet...again
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He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
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Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
wow, being home for Xmas is freaking weird on tinder. I went to high school with everyone I'm matching... The fact that this many jocks like me now is a huge ego boost from my lack of glory days.
...and I'm done. I just matched two boys I used to babysit without realizing it.
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