I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
I want you more than these girls want KFC
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Well it was okay until he pinned my arms over my head and I found the loaded pistol tucked behind the bed... THIS IS WHY WE DON'T FUCK BOYS IN MONTANA ANYMORE
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