i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
It's hard to be a gentleman when a girl pauses her karaoke version of "a whole new world," and proceeds to tell the entire bar that she wants your cock in her mouth.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
He bought a sex swing! He's building the playground of my dreams!!!!
I can't finger myself when I'm all distracted about whether or not your family is going to like me
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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