Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up this AM and all of my clothes i wore last night are gone. Instead i am dressed in air jordans, boxers, cargo shorts, and an Affliction t-shirt. the part that upsets me most is that i was with a guy who wears Affliction t-shirts.
true best friends attempt to put quarters in each others butts. Thanks for the best birthday ever!
dude smells like cheese burgers and loose women...... i want his life
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
I sent him a topless photo and he complimented my eyes. I'm not sure if I'm offended or pleasantly surprised.
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