Plan B is the new Plan A
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
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Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
NOT EVEN KIDDING RIGHT NOW. THE GUY IN THE SPIDERMAN COSTUME JUST FELL OFF THE ROOF INTO A BABY POOL. GET HERE NOW!!
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I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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