Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Girl in front of me just swan dove into the middle of the carpeted hallway, stood up, clapped for herself, and then continued walking. My life is complete.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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