we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
i have some very unhappy turtles in my backseat
How could you not be happy? Its like "and then I found 5 dollars" but "and then I found a handle of vodka"
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
At some point i could of swore that you were in my bedroom riding a manatee last night..... I like my new dealer
Having the sex-a-thon in the back yard led to some really odd tan lines.
Like handprints on my lower back...
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Randomize
