fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
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