So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
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