is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
So, your gf couldn't walk up the stairs without your help, but she could knit you a scarf?
I think the fact that the scarf was made out of dental floss should be taken into account.
We ended not having sex. I didn't want to explain that I was wearing a Unitard because all my socks and underwear were dirty.
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
ok NEVER tell the strippers its your birthday. i think i have to burn these clothes and take a bath in bleach
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
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