How do u get a lost condom out? Like really lost... up there...
i'm not a human right now. not even a dancer.
Cops are here now. U need to come back. Ur not under arrest. But u need to apologize to the woman for what you did to her cat.
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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