are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
like in an apt above a crackhead. A LEGIT CRACKHEAD. he woke me up every morning this week asking me if I wanted to buy a mini fridge and some CDs. at 5 am. EVERY DAY.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
So I stappled myself into my toga... that should be interesting getting out of later tonight...
I WOULD NEVER MIX DICK AND MCDONALDS
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
she is legit trying to fuck me to death between her and work i haven't slept in 3 days and have at least 16 hours to go before sleep is a possibility. can i crash at your place she doesnt know where you live
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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